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Friday, May 09, 2008:


HUMOROUS SPORTS QUOTES

Source: www.laffnow.com/humor/


*Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record midway through the 1992 season: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."

*Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

*Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."