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Here's the archive item for
03_26:
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GROUCHO MARX QUOTES
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* I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks.
* Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honour, which
is probably more than she ever did.
* Oh are you from Wales ?? Do you know a fella named Jonah ??
He used to live in whales for a while.
* The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep
his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
* Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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